AKA How Her Life Revolves Around The Doctor
River Song has great potential. She could have been an amazing character and if it wasn’t for Alex Kingston’s acting, I would’ve hated River. Her life completely revolves around the Doctor and she never gets to choose her destiny - it was already chosen for her.
One of the worst things that has happened to her is the common YA trope of insta-love and let me tell ya, it does not make me happy.